.. call in a meeting! So I found myself sitting as the only representative of my office at today's company townhall to listen to the higher-ups telling me about their figures and the health insurance guy distributing "bio-dots" (do you remember those mood-rings from the 90s? Imagine a little sticky that changes its color and tells you how "mellow" you are). So, here are 10 things I'd rather have done:
1. Working on the pile of actual work on my desk.
2. Take a nap.
3. Run a 5k.
4. Paint my toe nails.
5. Buy self-tanner for my cheese-white legs.
6. Finish my book.
7. Drink a bottle of champagne.
8. Get corn rows.... NOT!
9. Floss.
10. Walk over a pit of smoldering coals.