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Showing posts with label mood rings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mood rings. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

If You're Lonely And Don't Want To Work...

.. call in a meeting! So I found myself sitting as the only representative of my office at today's company townhall to listen to the higher-ups telling me about their figures and  the health insurance guy distributing "bio-dots" (do you remember those mood-rings from the 90s? Imagine a little sticky that changes its color and tells you how "mellow" you are). So, here are 10 things I'd rather have done:

1. Working on the pile of actual work on my desk.

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2. Take a nap.
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3. Run a 5k.

4. Paint my toe nails.

5. Buy self-tanner for my cheese-white legs.

6. Finish my book.

7. Drink a bottle of champagne.

8. Get corn rows.... NOT!
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9. Floss.

10. Walk over a pit of smoldering coals.
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