Monday, April 7, 2014

Suggestions From My Inbox

Do you get as much spam in your inbox as me? I truly wonder how I managed to get on the mailing lists for some of them. Here are a few favorites from the weekend, courtesy of my yahoo inbox:

- Help overcome your alcoholism: Ok, I admit, I love myself a good wine. I drink a glass of wine most nights when I'm neither pregnant nor nursing, then I don't touch a single drop.If that means I'm an alcoholic, so may be it, but I'm happy with it  :-)

 - Mortgage refinance: Hubby can't even use his veteran's loans here. Also, the mortgage rate we've got was pretty much unbeatable. And I know the closing costs of mortgages in the U.S. So thanks, but NO THANKS!

- Resolve your credit card debt: None of us holds a U.S. credit card. When we had one, we never, ever carried a balance on it. So what do you want to resolve again?

- Black Christian Singles Meet-ups: So I may be the whitest black person you've ever met, the most atheist Christian, and the most married single..

- Senior People Meet (50+ singles): Prepping myself of approaching 50, people!!

- Have an affair this weekend: Exactly what I need. I'm tired, feel heavy in places you don't regularly want to feel heavy and don't fit in anything else but jeans an t-shirts right now. Plus I have the best and sweetest man in my bed every night. So, what was this all about again?



Which gems do you get in your inbox?

10 comments:

  1. I get these all the time, it drives me insane!!!

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    1. Aren't they weird? Privay laws definitely have to become stricter!

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  2. God do I and then some. Trust me, my inbox looks like a spam box if I don't keep on it daily. By the way, your comment got erased on my site today, because the support company at my hosting company decided to deactivate all my plugins and didn't tell me they were deactivated. Just re-activated, but the comments I had come in for about 2 hours time after that seemingly lost in translation. Feel terrible and just don't want you to think I ignored you today.

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    1. Oh, don't worry :-) Weird internets! I get way too much Spam in my regular inbox as well, I need a bettr Spam filter :-)

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  3. Yes, I get so much spam! A lot of the ones you mentioned. Plus ways on how to increase the size of my penis. I'm like ??? Um. I'm a girl.

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    1. I got this one, too, the other day! I should get whatever that is, and then let them know that it doesn't work :-)

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  4. Sometimes I check my spam folder just in case something slipped in- amazing the tag lines!

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    1. That's all the stuff that got through my Spam filter into my regular inbox. My Spam inbox is crazy :-)

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  5. Haha. I've gotten quite a few of these too. They certainly make me giggle. :-)

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    1. These are sometimes so ridiculous. Calling for better privacy and data security laws!!

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