Mom (around 60) and daughter (late 30s) are watching a certain sappy vampire movie.
Daughter: For goodness sake, couldn't they at least TRY to be somewhat authentic??
Mom: But this IS authentic!!!
Daughter: Authentic?? THIS?????? Mom, PORN is more authentic!!!!
I'm totally with the daughter, even though I've neither read nor watched any of this crap; what I've got stuffed down my throat unvoluntarily was more than enough!
Oh, and that:
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Hahahaha I needed this laugh!
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help :-) Hope laughing didn't hurt you too bad though!
DeleteI'm Team Jacob for sure. Werewolves are so much more realistic than vampires.
ReplyDeleteYieks!! Team The Doctor through and through :-) There's nothing more realistic than a Timelord :-)
DeleteHa.
ReplyDeleteI could never get into those Twilight movies.
I never even tried!! And darn proud if it! :-)
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