Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Sappy Movies And Porn

Funny thing I saw on TV last night:

Mom (around 60) and daughter (late 30s) are watching a certain sappy vampire movie.

Daughter: For goodness sake, couldn't they at least TRY to be somewhat authentic??
Mom: But this IS authentic!!!
Daughter: Authentic?? THIS?????? Mom, PORN is more authentic!!!!


I'm totally with the daughter, even though I've neither read nor watched any of this crap; what I've got stuffed down my throat unvoluntarily was more than enough! 

Oh, and that:

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6 comments:

  1. Hahahaha I needed this laugh!

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    1. Glad I could help :-) Hope laughing didn't hurt you too bad though!

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  2. I'm Team Jacob for sure. Werewolves are so much more realistic than vampires.

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    1. Yieks!! Team The Doctor through and through :-) There's nothing more realistic than a Timelord :-)

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  3. Ha.

    I could never get into those Twilight movies.

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