I have an incredibly wise-girl sitting at home. She regularly cracks us all up, and I have to admit - shame on me - that I should have been much better at writing them done, maybe make a compilation for her when she turns 18 - which will never EVER happen!!! Here a couple of goodies:
We are a bilingual family, hubby speaks English to them, I speak German. Following conversation was therefore in German.
Lily: Mami, can you read "Curious George" to me?
Me: Go ask Daddy, it's an English book.
Lily: Mami, can you even speak English?
Me: Yes, of course. But can YOU speak English?
Lily: No, because I want to speak RIGHT!!
*Ooops*
Just before Easter, the kindergarten covered the Christian Easter story:
Lily (very matter-of-factish): Mami, Jesus is a zombie!
Me: Why do you think so?
Lily: Well, the teachers said he died on the cross and then came back, that's what zombies do!
*A true nerd in the making*
Early in the morning, I'm getting ready for work as Lily walks into the bathroom.
Lily: Mami, I just farted, and the fart told me: "Lily, go poop!"
*EPIC*
After one of her swim classes, walking up to her instuctor, who happened to be a young, good-looking guy:
Lily: Anton, you're pretty!
*Leaves a speechless swim instructor*
One night, while bruhing out her hair:
Lily: Mami, can I have another one of your hair clippies tomorrow?
Me: No, you broke the one I gave you this morning!
Lily (voice dripping with sarcasm): Mami, you'll survive it!
*Did I just hear myself speaking??*
On cheating in a game:
Lily: I'm not cheating, I just win better!
*Are you getting philosophic on me at age 3???*
Good night, everyone! And have a good start into a new week!
Hahaha oh she is seriously so cute!
ReplyDeleteShe totally is.. Thanks, Jen!
DeleteLOL, she's got some good ones, and I just love when we hear ourselves in their replies. ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you for linking to Super Sunday Sync.
Isn't it?? Do I have to watch what I say a little better? Maybe sometimes ;-)
DeleteHaha. Oh goodness, she's a smart cookie. ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh, she totally is! There may be some more Lily-isms in the future ;-) Thanks for stopping by, Susannah!
DeleteThe zombie comment cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteFor whatever reason (Plants vs. Zombies might have a role in it), Lily is totally obsessed with zombies. On above scenario, we figured out with the help of a D&D manual that a lich would be a closer fit though ;-)
DeleteOH how funny! I need to totally capture the funny things our little man says, because he is hilarious. He'll melt your heart and make you laugh til you cry!
ReplyDeleteI really like that her fart tells her what to do! :)
Kate
Definitely do that, Kate! I might be able to present Lily with a book for her 18th birthday ;-)
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